My dad once fainted when he saw a bit of blood on the bandages when I had my wisdom teeth removed. This from the man who when I get bloody knees or elbow scrapes blithely says, “proof you had an adventure kiddo.” My mom only slapped him once or twice because the nurses came in and got him all rigged up to machines. I was really scared for him and after three hours of waiting for his blood pressure to go back above 100, we both got what we wanted. To just go home.
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Hi, sweetie, howre you feeling?
Im okay, mom. Hi, dad.
Hi, honey? Oh, is . . . is that . . . BLOOD?!
DAD?! Hes fainted! Sam, get it together! SLAP!
Im really no longer the center of attention here, am I?
Maam, perhaps we should call 911 for your husband?
No need, Im a doctor!
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAPITTY SLAP
Um. . . Mom? I think you can stop now.
Please Chapel, this is the only time I get to legally hit your father.
AND THATS FOR EVERY TIME YOU LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP!